You guys, it has been AWHILE. Why?
Well... my life has currently been in one these places: 1) a car on the way to a meeting 2) a meeting 3) an airplane 4) an airport lounge That. That is it. And ding ding ding I am writing this from option 3. Greetings from 30,000 feet over Texas.
I am currently en route to SXSW as I am a masochist who hates her liver and being happy. Oh and fitting into pants. But, there you have it. (Side note someone texted to 'have fun at sx' and I read that as 'have fun at sex' and I was like stop judging my vagina and duh).
Also, this is a douchebag statement and I apologize, but there are few things in life I love as much as being upgraded. You know why? 1) I am drinking wine 2) I am silent lip syncing to Frozen and 3) When I asked for M&Ms the stewards actually said YEAH GIRL! and then brought me 3 bags. It's my happy place. My drunk, let it snow, getting fat happy place.
I will however try to write more in this here little internet space mostly as I will have multiple flights coming up, internet and (please allah, buddah, the big JC and hippie magic stones) potental upgrades.
Now excuse me, Olaf is on screen and I need to sing more about warm hugs and summer.
Your drunk friend in the sky,