On Tuesday I went to dinner with a friend. I had an overwhelming urge to eat all of the curry that has even been created and thus we went for Indian. While I was weeping over how delicious my food was I looked up and found her transfixed by something behind me.
Me: What's up?
Her: I... don't know... I think it's Bollywood MTV?
And so I turned around. Internet, there was a large TV playing the most incredible thing I've ever seen. It was as though Jersey Shore had moved to India and taken up Bollywood dancing. There was Ed Hardy, chains and arm waving. As it's me and I was upright and eating there was also a lot of wine. There was also access to an iPhone. These two combined with my Amazon Prime membership is how I drunkenly ordered the Bollywood Hitz, volume 3, on dvd. It should arrive momentarily.
It's so weird I don't have a retirement plan, huh? I do however own the most amazing thing ever recorded in the history of mankind. Oh and a deep fryer. So yeah. I'm pretty set.